The Future Is Lesbian

incorrectwearp: Wynonna: One time, I cut up.. an avacado. And there was a lot of meat left on the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:46:15 -0400

Wynonna: One time, I cut up.. an avacado. And there was a lot of meat left on the pit. And I put the.. the avacado pit in my mouth.
Nicole: The entire pit? You put the en-
Wynonna: Yeah. And I started to just kinda *gnashes mouth* eat the meat off of it.
Nicole: Yeah.
Wynonna: And at that moment I was just like, if I sneezed right now, this thing would lodge into my throat. And ever since then I’ve kinda been terrified of avacados.
Wynonna: BUT, the other thing is, I always thought, what if I did die then?
Nicole:
Nicole: Fuck dude

superhaught: CANADA HOW ARE YOU PRODUCING SUCH AMAZINGLY...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:31:48 -0400

superhaught:

CANADA HOW ARE YOU PRODUCING SUCH AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS ACTRESSES WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PUTTING IN YOUR DRINKING WATER

tagersgay: Pride month is almost done and I am still yet to be kissed by a cute girl um can I speak...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:38:13 -0400

tagersgay:

Pride month is almost done and I am still yet to be kissed by a cute girl um can I speak with the manager

thememacat: terfzilla: “In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 07:34:00 -0400

thememacat:

terfzilla:

“In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed”

I want this tattooed on my face

Hitting that reblog button hard and fast

kinda-negovandalism: kinda-negovandalism:it’s 3am and I realised that Hayley Kiyoko’s Expectations...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 21:55:50 -0400

kinda-negovandalism:

kinda-negovandalism:
it’s 3am and I realised that Hayley Kiyoko’s Expectations is literally about my life and that fact isn’t as good as it might sound at first

alright so add ‘I hate u I love u’ to the end of it and boom
it me
:):

queerkiyoko: girl: “I’m in love with you”lesbians: do you think she’s flirting with me

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 22:38:59 -0400

queerkiyoko:

girl: “I’m in love with you”

lesbians: do you think she’s flirting with me

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Sat, 16 Jun 2018 00:38:39 -0400

23christen:

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campaignofmisinformation: June 12, 2016 marked the deadliest mass shooting in American history. It...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 20:32:50 -0400

campaignofmisinformation:

June 12, 2016 marked the deadliest mass shooting in American history. It was at a gay bar, Pulse, and it was a hate crime. The shooter was an American citizen, targeting the LGBT+ population, who ended the lives of 49 people.

On this, the anniversary, please don’t forget. Don’t forget the 49 people who lost their lives, don’t forget the reason the shooter carried out the crime, and don’t forget that still, today, we aren’t safe.

This is not normal.

robbieamell: why did god make men last really short during sex while making women last really long...

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 19:13:12 -0400

robbieamell:

why did god make men last really short during sex while making women last really long during sex? the answer is easy sillies… man on man and woman on woman relationships were ALWAYS meant to be… man jerks off another man and they’re like this is it, it’s enough of an adventurous “sex” for AT LEAST a month…. us lads, we GET each other in EVERY way… while lesbians are out there beating each other’s meat for half an hour and they go to round 2 ten seconds later… they’re strong legends, that’s what they are… long story short, miss nature knows what’s up… so what’s up? mlm and wlw is the NATURAL way of living while a man/woman relationship is just a FORMAL communal way to help procreate gay legends

thosesapphicfeelings: me not having a gf during pride month is homophobic

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 19:43:01 -0400

thosesapphicfeelings:

me not having a gf during pride month is homophobic

lenacorp: greatcometlesbian: not be gay but wearing another girls sweatshirt would be… nice not to...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 12:05:35 -0400

lenacorp:

greatcometlesbian:

not be gay but wearing another girls sweatshirt would be… nice

not to be gay but another girl wearing my sweatshirt would be…… nice

kaylapocalypse: tilthat: TIL we now know rats react differently when men are around than they do...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 12:02:41 -0400

kaylapocalypse:

tilthat:

TIL we now know rats react differently when men are around than they do women, potentially invalidating 100 years of behavioural studies using lab rats

via reddit.com

“Rats and mice show increased stress levels when handled by men rather than women, potentially skewing study results.”

rhapsodic-evanescence: They really are the cutest

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 08:15:26 -0400

rhapsodic-evanescence:

They really are the cutest

reguluz: gay culture is me falling in love with every cashier girl who is mildly nice to me

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 18:22:05 -0400

reguluz:

gay culture is me falling in love with every cashier girl who is mildly nice to me

theprocast: “I still miss you, I do. But I guess in the end I‘m glad we only found each other to...

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 16:13:10 -0400

theprocast:

“I still miss you, I do. But I guess in the end I‘m glad we only found each other to fall apart. If we‘d never tried, I would have never known. I would have spent my nights lying awake, wondering what could’ve been if I‘d only been brave enough to take a step towards you. And I did, I did it with my arms opened wide and my eyes pressed shut so tight, I swear I could see the stars. It was scary and new and dizzying, but you kept me tethered to the ground. It was beautiful while it lasted, and I never got the impression that you weren’t treating me right, that maybe I was just too different and we weren’t right for each other. That while I was looking for something to give me peace, you were on the hunt for your next adventure. That while we fit so perfectly, my hand in yours, cheek pressed against cheek, what we wanted from life did not. It’s kind of sad, but it took you walking out of my life for me to finally realise my worth. For the first time I did not think I wasn’t enough or too much. I wasn’t afraid that I said the wrong thing or acted in a way that upset you. We ended quietly, not with a crash and not with a burn. I understood that we didn’t work in the ways that mattered. And somehow, it’s right that we didn’t. Because for weeks that felt like a handful of moments, we fit together like two pieces of a whole.”

— two pieces of a whole / n.j.

Proposal For a New Lesbian Flag

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 20:45:33 -0400

anurtransyl:

anurtransyl:

with the help of my friends, I made a new lesbian flag that has a meaning since the widespread lesbian flag we use has no meaning and was just posted as the lipstick/femme lesbian flag on a blog back in 2010. I know a lot of lesbians including myself who would rather have a flag with a meaning, so my friends & I are hoping this is gonna catch on eventually!

from top to bottom, the meanings of the colors are: loyalty/trust, freedom to love women, trans/nb lesbians, serenity, and pride/love for oneself.

after a lot of input from people on this post, I’ve realized some things that need fixing about the colors of this flag. with the help of my friends again, we’ve made modifications to the flag. the two top colors have changed to fit better together, and the flag as a whole is more saturated. thank you all for your criticisms on the flag because that helped a lot with fixing it! this is the finalized version:

since a couple of people were asking as well, it is okay to use this flag as icons/headers/etc and is okay to use without credit but I would appreciate it since the flag is fairly new. I also 100% don’t mind people who aren’t lesbians reblogging this, as long as you’re being respectful and are spreading this for your lesbian followers I appreciate it!

special thanks to @cerebrite & @maidofluck for helping me with the original flag, and @lesbistani & a friend who does not wanna be mentioned for helping with the finalized version!